Before we had kids, Hubby and I had this completely unrealistic idea of what we would be like as parents...here is a few on our list that once we had the girls, were erased from our memory!!Talk in annoying baby talk to your children..saying things like "wa-wa" for water and adding a Y to everything...
Bribing with tv and candy.....before I had kids never thought I would say if you eat 2 bites of veggies you can have a bag of M&M's....really were is the nutritional value here people??
Being THAT parent that you used to stare at and give dirty looks too when their kids were throwing a tantrum...go ahead I dare you to say something to this Mom about her child's behavior (i.e. no sleep due to 1 or 2 sick kids, hubby gone traveling, and normally have the flu or some other illness that you have no choice but to "work" through)
Suddenly googling learning stages and developmental stages after a late night glass of wine..instead of "coach purse sale".....
Lick my finger and wipe something of my kid's cheek........
Leave the house without showering, putting on make-up, wearing pjs.....ok really didn't want to admit this one, but especially since having 2 kids 2 years apart there are some days its inevitable
Be so curious about Bowel movements...not sure how to word this, but as a parent you check it often, you make sure everything is coming out ok and often...yup never thought this would happen
Take their temperature, and not up there arm.........enough said
Bribe that Santa is watching...in March...
Pray Pray Pray that the girls don't give Hubby or me Half the heartache, trouble, and mischief that I did to my own mother as a teenage....but its called Karma!!!! (eeeeek!)
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